For shame, McKenzie! You besmirch the name of the McGregors. I will plead with my elders of the clan of Murray to have you homeland invaded. Machetes notwithstanding.

P.S. How are “they” supposed to put a machete in my head when it’s firmly protected up my backside?
Have you ever tried poking an ostrich in the eye? Virtually impossible.

As for crime etc., I’m no fan of that either. And neither do I see much “saving” going on – what’s your god waiting for? The coffee to finish brewing?

in Hammond’s awesome-stuff-we-did-last-year newsletter:

Dr. Peter Hammond, was invited by Campus Crusade for Christ to debate an Atheist lecturer at the University of Cape Town on the subject of: Is Blasphemy Free Speech? Just two hours before the scheduled debate the Atheist Association lecturer, Jacques Rousseau, cancelled his involvement and withdrew from the debate. The organiser was then compelled to change the venue from Jameson Hall to a different venue nearby. Nevertheless, the hall was soon packed out with both Christians and Atheists and Peter went ahead and presented the Christian position.

Even after the hour and a half open discussion was formally closed, most people did not leave but continued to discuss in small groups. Many productive times of discussion and witnessing ensued. Many agreed that there was a need for more such debates on evidences for the Resurrection, Creation vs. Evolution, the comparative contributions of Atheism and Christianity to civilisation, etc. Boxes of literature were distributed and we have received invitations to further ministry on campus.