All very late in the day, as I’m sure you’re already all bored with touching yourselves in your studios. I don’t have a studio, so can’t really say whether your boredom is premature or not. However, if you are bored of it, and want to encourage others to touch you in your studios, you have two clear options. First, you could contact this guy:
Or alternately, you could procure yourself one of these:
If you opt for the former, make sure to get hold of the Rat before Dawkins does. But if you choose the latter route, simply contact Larry (a Juve fan, but don’t hold that against him) by email using this address. R80, in red, black or white, and available in various sizes – just like your studios are.
The shirts are actually available in a wide range of colours. White, grey, red, green, yellow, orange, pink, light blue, dark blue and purple.
Just an FYI… here is what’s available right now:
SMALL
Light Blue
Orange
MEDIUM
Lilac
LARGE
Light Green
Dark Green
Light Blue
Red
White
Yellow
Orange
Grey
X-LARGE
White
Pink
Red
Dark Blue
Light Blue